By Zach Sokol
Everyone knows that the following two things are always better when high: sex and food. Unfortunately, my knowledge of NYC sex clubs is limited, so I instead brainstormed the best munchie spots on campus for those sick of Upstein (though to be fair, Molten Brownie day is near). What to eat when high? Space Market is stale and overpriced, and Mamoun’s is too obvious. Cereal is always a go to, easy option, but how many bowls can you have! Treat yourself — it’s a holiday, after all. The following includes the most saliva-inducing, jizz-your-pants-worthy food spots that will result in a happy stomach, and an angry weight scale.